i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
