ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I will pee on everything he values.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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