xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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