told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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