either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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