She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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