Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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