It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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