it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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