party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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