I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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