How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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