so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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