and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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