Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Say something about gay babies.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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