I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
