I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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