Nicole vs. Life
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
