Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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