Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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