Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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