Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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