he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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