You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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