I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have already put on my inside pants.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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