By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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