we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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