Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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