Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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