Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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