so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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