i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Say something about gay babies.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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