so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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