we have pet lesbian snakes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
50% drunk capacity currently
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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