I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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