Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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