I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Drunk is a universal language darling
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