Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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