How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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