So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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