I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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