try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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