so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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