love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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