is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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