have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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