Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
