i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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