all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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