i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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