Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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