But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
