Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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