I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
